Monday, November 2, 2009


I am procrastinating. I should be doing something else right now. Actually, writing something else, but it's too much. I find I need some distractions, some form of procrastination to soothe me. So, here I am. I'm sure one of you out there has some unkind word to throw my way. Bring it.

Here are some of the ways I like to procrastinate: write something other than what I am supposed to be writing; troll the interweb; watch trashy television; read books I have read a hundred times before; give unsolicited advice; masturbate; take Facebook quizzes; look for casual encounters on Craigslist, ponder responding to them, and never do anything; marvel at how much my hair has grown; annoy my friends and lovers with texts; make to do lists; ignore to do lists; make brand new to do lists; listen to podcasts; write some more of anything other than what I should be writing; remember to email people that have called, as I hate the phone and don't want to call back; brush my teeth and wash my hands repeatedly, almost obsessively; play Scrabble; look up random words in the dictionary; organize something; troll the interweb some more; pray for sleep.

As you can clearly see, I am a total pro at this procrastination game.

Oh, and PS....another Ask Erin! is coming this me some questions- I need some questions other than, "Why are you so stupid?" "Who do you think you are?" and "How many dudes are you banging?" Really? That's all you got?


philip said...

I'm in love.

Anonymous said...

good that youre good at procrastinating because your not very good at much else.

erin said...

Oh, I am also good at spelling and using correct grammar.