Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tardy to the Party




Okay, I realize how behind I am on the phenomenon that is Jersey Shore, but OMFG. Wow. I caught up on the show, finally and I have to thank you MTV, for once again creating a show that kills just enough of my brain cells to dull the general malaise I have felt washing over me the past week. Seriously, if you want to numb out, you gotta get on this.....Snookie? The Situation? Ummmmmm, does it get any better than this in the whole trashy reality TV genre? No, it does not.

I began fantasizing about dropping out of my life as I know it and becoming a Guidette. So gross yet so brillz. What would my nickname be, my Guidette nickname? Hmmm....Jank-E? Skank-E? RarelyWrongErin sounds far too scholastic for these folks. So, yeah get back to me on that....

In the meantime, enjoy Snookie and The Situation on Conan.




**********UPDATE- according to the Jersey Shore nickname generator, my nickname should be "The Appointment."

12 comments:

Ben Grieme: SCRAPS said...
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erin said...

Yes, thank you....and I hate to be the one to point this out, but it is "you're welcome," not "your welcome." I'm just saying.......(feel free to make up a new cunty nickname for me)

Ben Grieme: SCRAPS said...

Man I'd hate to be the person that you corrected there. Sphew, you got them good. Anyways, you're welcome for the name generator.

philip said...

I put "rarely wrong erin" in to the generator and it gave you "the position." Hot!

erin said...

Ben, that person obvs has deleted their comment in shame.

Philip, "The Position" sounds like a porn star name.

Lara said...

"Jersey Shore" may be Novocaine to your brain cells ... but is it really the "best" reality show??? Have you watched "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant" - or it's racy new counterpart, "I'm Pregnant and I Have an Eating Disorder"??? I'm not making these up! They're awesome!!!

Let's microwave some popcorn and cozy up to my Tivo soon :-)

Lara said...

Oh, no - before you correct me, I know "its" isn't supposed to have an apostrophe to show possession! Eeeek! ;-)

erin said...

Lara, I need to see "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!" That's what I should do for Xmas- watch that shizzzz. Thank you for your self-correction....that is why I love you so.....well, amongst a million other reasons.
xo

brendan donnelly said...

i refuse to watch this show

erin said...

Then, you refuse to have fun.

justin hollar said...

no joke it says my nickname is "DJ Douchebag." I WIN!

erin said...

Justin that fail of a name is a total WIN!!!!