Monday, September 20, 2010

Dear Father Time,

Please, please, please, find a way for me to gain four extra usable hours a day.

Or, forward me to Mr. Sandman, and let him figure out a way for me to function on two hours of sleep per day, without the use of illegal narcotics.

Thanks Pops.

(In the interest of wasting time on a side note......WTF Rankin-Bass? Why does Father Time, narrator of the holiday special Rudolph's Shiny New Year, have a scythe? Is Father Time moonlighting as the Grim Reaper. I guess that would make sense?)

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